Gotta be somebody

Hey, 1.18pm Saturday, this is gonna be some depressing shit post.

So ah, was at chs this morning for the IU day thingy. Honestly speaking, I'm getting tired of going back every Saturday, I think now I just go when got anything special going on la, =P

Anyways, while I was watching the performances, something, I don't know how, I don't know why, hit me. I have nothing that I'm particularly good at. O.O

I mean like, some people have studies, some sports, some arts or whatever, I have absolutely nothing that I'm really good at.

I mean like, at best, I'm an average student, I don't suck at football, but I'm not hot shit good at it either, and I can't really play any musical instruments,and I can't draw.

It's rather depressing when you think about it, I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks about it.

Well anyways, it's at times I think of what I CAN do rather than what I CAN'T.

Like errrrrrrrrrrr... Oh wow.

El Clasico? PUIIIIII!

Y'guessed it, footy post! Normal post coming tonight if possible. 5.38pm Friday.

Hey guys, the semi final first legs were played on Wednesday and Thursday morning, I'm not here to talk about how Manchester United outclassed Schalke04 (Wembley here we come!), I'm here to talk about the other semi final, the battle at the Bernabeu, El Clasico.

So anyways, when people think of the El Clasico, the first two things that come to most people's minds are these two bastards,



If they were forced to choose one of the two, most, if not all, would pick Messi, I would... well.. I don't really know. =.=

Anyways, it's actually more than that, the El Clasico's a battle between the two biggest clubs in Spain, if not the world (So is ManUtd of course), so when you watch it, you expect fireworks, right?

WRONG.

Well, there's fireworks la, but not in a good way.

So anyways, even before the match, there were already sparks ignited between the two managers, so you would expect more of a Royal Rumble instead of a footy match,
And F.Y.I, no I don't watch wrestling, I was only into it when I was 12, =P, I cannot say I'm proud.

Anywaysanyways, the match was.. well, in a nutshell, football wise : poor.

Divers all around. There was Busquets, who just falls down and clutches his face at the slightest contact, there was Pedro, who would occasionally make a meal of a tackle, and that's just to name a few.

Madrid's Arbeloa was a shit, barging into players and all, he even was the one that sparked the melee during half time which got Barca's sub keeper sent off. Yes, the ref can do that. XD

Barca are a beautiful club, but they are VERY annoying. Whenever a Barca player goes down, the Barca players immediately surround the ref demanding the Madridsta to be carded, I'm not saying anything, but I didnt think Pepe deserved to be sent off, I don't think he would be if the Barca players werent surrounding the ref like some gang.

I'm keeping this post short cause I'm sleepy and its almost six 0 clock. Futsal time! XD

Anyways, Barca won. What happened? Messi. That's what happened. The second goal was like...

.... I'm gonna cut myself off for a moment and just, well, figure out how to describe Messi. Maybe I'll just describe him as Messi..

... Well anyways, Messi's second goal was Messi. XD

Anyways, anything can happen, all is not lost, there's still the Nou Camp. It's a close to impossible mission, but Madrid certainly have the talent to pull it off.

Who's gonna be meeting Manchester United in the final? XD

The more she ignores me the more I adore her

Why ah?

But seriously lah, for those hoping this is gonna be a 'aboutagirl' post, you are wrong. =D

4.00pm Thursday.

Justin Bieber's gonna be performing tonight,

In honour of this occasion...

DEEPDARKSECRET#31
I KINDA LIKED 'BABY'.

Whattttt? Stop laughing! STOPPIIITTTTTT!

Haha, so anyways, aww common, I bet I'm not the only dude who secretly liked it. =D

The thing is, there isn't really a reason to why guys hate JB. Truth be told, it's more jealous than hate. XD

There I said it. >.<

I don't get why people hate Rebecca Black tho,

All she did was autotune the shit outta her voice and sang a song!

I mean, sure it was bad.

O-kay. Really bad.

But its just a song, no need to come up with phrases like 'When I go to hell, there will be no Satan, just Rebecca Black' .. Actually I came up with that, but I figured somebody sure already came up with that earlier dy one, XD

It takes a REAL man

Hey guys, 6.35pm Wednesday, don't feel like going school tomorrow, =/

So anyways, today I'm gonna talk about, of all things, stomach aches. Yeah I said it, stomach aches. I know right, how the heck am I gonna make a post outta that? XD

So anyways, everyone gets tummy aches, I don't get them that much, but when I do, it's those super hardcore ones, like this was happenin,

No, I'm not exaggerating, fo'real yo!

So anyways, I had one today at aboutt 1 something, which was right after I had my lunch, so I blame it on cantin food, =P

As far as I know, there are two types of stomach aches, one is the muscle cramp fiasco shizz, and the other is the 'immablowthewholetoilet' one, I was having kinda the muscle ache thingy first, then the 'immablowthewholetoilet' thing came at like, during, 2 something I guess. =P

Something that people don't know, I'm really good at holding it in, oh you know what 'it' means, XD. Oh ya by the way, viewer discretion is advised. Kinda. Not really. Actually, no. This post is just KINDA disgusting la. XD

Anywaysanyways as I was sayin, during my first trip to Japan, when the flight just lifted off, I had a snack which was smoked or raw ( I can't remember) salmon in a bagel, five minutes later, there was another 'flight' gettin ready to lift off, know what I'm sayin? XD

I didn't wanted to go to the toilet, because, well. Why ah? =/

Anyways, there I was, in a long battle with my digestive system for 8 hours. 8 hours. When I arrived, I kept pestering my mom about when are we getting to the hotel, but we had to make a few stops, so at one of the stops I decided to just do it la. That's when I discovered one of the best thing you could find in the world.

Super canggih toilet bowls. No shit.

I bet some of you guys have tried it? When I was there for the first time, it was like rusa masuk kampung man,XD. When I was done with my business, I was looking where the water pipes are, but then I saw the buttons,

By the way, I got these pics from Google, I didnt really go take picture of it, =P

Anyways, I pressed the blue one, and like, after a short 'VRRRR' sound, a jet of water shot right up my asshole. Like, no shit.

After a more kajian, I realised that this machine could be the best thing that has happened to mankind, it even has a seat warmer. O.O

I'm also really good at holding it in, because as most of you guys know, I went to daycare, and in that daycare, there were two toilets, on upstairs for the girls and the other downstairs for the dudes, the difference between the two toilet are night and day I tell you. First of all, the boys toilet is just 10% the size of the girls toilet, no joke. The girls have hot water, we don't. But the thing that's really ridiculous is, there's no light in the guys toilet. I know right. O.O

I'd be showering in pitch black, in cold water everyday after school. It was like I was some slave. =P

Anyways, because there was no light, I didnt wanted to go lah, because the toilet is those you have to squat down one ah, aand it was dark.

I'm getting off topic. Anyways, back to school. I was in excruciating pain, but I didnt wanted to go lah, no urge mah. I was fine during Chemistry, but when class ended, which was the same time as school ending, the pain came back, when I was home, I darted to the bathroom so quick Usain Bolt would've bitten my dust.

And they all lived happily ever after. =D

You all still reading ah? XD

You just got pwned mate!

This guy,

Kinda reminds me of this guy,


While this guy,

Looks sorta like this guy,



And this guy, as awesome as he is,

Bears resemblance to this guy,

Just sayin, XD

It's 11.24pm Tuesday, soooo late dy, =.=

I actually have nothing to talk about, except for the fact that Add Math is KILLING me!

A look into my primary years

5.20pm, Monday.

Before I go any further, I was at the pet shop at Empire yesterday and saw a cute rottweiler puppy. How could something like this,


Turn into something like this?


Well anyways, was watching a chinese award show the other day, and Jay Chou won big. Let me tell you, when I was 12, I was a HUGE Jay Chou fan.


Unbelievable? Well, can't say I'm proud.XD

As most of you guys know, when I was in my primary, people called me Jason, but now I prefer to be called Heng Kean la, some people in my school call me Jason, cause, well, face it, Heng Kean is not easy to pronounce or remember. Heck, I don't even know how to pronounce it sometimes, my mum would be calling me Heng KEN , my dad would be like Heng KEEN. Stupid people call me Heng KIAN.

I'm going off topic, anyways, my classmates knew I was this super Jay Chou fan, so slowly when they called me, it turned from Jason to Jay. =P

Well, of course when I went to high school, I outgrown that, thankfully. =D

Haha, moving onn, I'm sure you guys have seen the new Mercurial CR,




And I thought the purple one's were awesome, XD

I love this model, I remember the Superfly I having this colour and it rocked my world,XD, the instep design is different from the normal Superfly because it's from NikeID, it still has that awesome leopard prints yo!

A post about... my hair.

Now ah, 9.05pm on a Thursday, one day two post leh! =D

My hair ah, now looks something like this,


Yes. Something like that,XD.

I've never really cared about my hair, so it's always the same since I was a wee kid. Heck, there was one period where my hair was like this,


I cannot say I'm proud.

Maybe it's cause I lazy put hair gel all la, but it has never been half decent,XD

But now ah, I decided ah, I want to look like this after my next hair cut!


I mean the hair la, but if let me choose, I wont mind looking like that also,XD

Quite cool right? It's called a faux hawk or something like that, my mum say your hair have to be a bit curly to pull it off, like this guy,


What I'd give to look like THAT. XD

Haha, it obviously needs a lot of hair gel and shit, which I'm not used to lah, last time ah, my mum was like 'Boy, your hair very ugly lah, you should start wearing hair gel' Then ah, during a an outing with friends, I decided to put some on, and my mom was like 'Wah, wear gel ah, must go pikat girls dy' =.=

Do my hair like this also can,


The whole ' dontmesswithmeorillstabyouwithmypineapplelikehair ' look. XD

Whathefu--

It's 3.34pm on a Thursday, once I come back from scholl then blogging dy leh, how nice,XD

Anways, I'm dying, DYING to play Pokemon.


The last Pokemon I played was Ruby. Heck, I was so addicted, I carried my Gameboy from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep. XD

When I was a kid, Pokemon to me, was like how football is to me and more, and to those that know me, knows that I love football like the world, so you could imagine how much I love Pokemon, XD, I had all their figurines, the posters, the CDs occupied one whole CD rack, XD

I heard recently that a new one is released, Black and White,


Ya thinkin what I'm thinkin? XD

Another thing I miss is playing Dragonball on the PS2 almost everyday,


What I'd give to be 9 again,XD

Another thing I havent had in a long time is the McDonalds sausage mcmuffin with egg,


Yumyumyumyum,XD

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAA!

1.02pm Sunday. Tamade.

Didn't go pkns today after all, something came up. Aw well, maybe it's a blessing in disguise, I'm aching. =.=, but still, if it doesnt rain, Imma go futsal! =D

I'M SO BORED!!

Today is Bruno Mars' concert in PWTC. Awww man, =(


The tickets were sold out in just 3 days. Beat that Bieber, XD



And then on the 12th this month, The Script *YEAHHHHH!* ... will be in Singapore. *BOOOOOO!*


If I had to choose between Bruno Mars or The Script, hands down The Script. Singapore gets everything. =.=


At least I'm going some where lah,XD

She will be loved

It's no Bruno Mars, ain't no The Script, but whatever, =D

It's 1.52pm on a Saturday, I know I said this a gajillion times, but my legs are TIRED.

I went to kick at Astaka this morning, wasnt my best, but heck, I was tired from yesterday, gonna get some rest, PKNS tomorrow!

The boots are still on sale, I was on soccerbible the other day, and there's this column where people submit photos of their boots and stuff to the site, like,


This, is mine, =D


Haha,XD

Anyways, well, yeah. =D

Football inc

Blame my boring life for yet another footy post.

It's 7.16pm on a Monday.

So uh, again, Imma be talking footy again, but not equipment la, more on positions.

Oh yeah, and some, if any people from my school who are reading now are probably wonderin, why's this guy talkin about this, dude's a noob. Well, I kinda admit, I havent played a good game since I moved, at first I thought I dipped in form, and judging from the way I played, it's like God took away all my footy skills, but then I went back to CHS and I also go to futsal, and I seem to be playing normal, if not better. I haven't been playing quite like myself, but it'll happen when it happens, and when it does, get ready to get blown away. XD

Well, I've been playing for a long time, and just like any other kid who appears in the neighbourhood padang for the first time, you get sent to defensive duties, so my roots were in defending la, but of course, which little kid does not want to score goals and get all the glory? So in primary school, I played as a striker. And when I say striker, I actually mean curi ayam. XD. It's cool to curi ayam in primary la, bacause you don't know shit mah,XD.

When I wasss formm 2 I think, which was the year I met WeiJie la, I started playing on the flanks after learning that when you score goals from curi ayam positions, people won't get impressed. The system me and WeiJie had was, he would get the ball, I'd be running up to the goal on the opposite flank, he'd make a hollywood pass, if it were accurate or I'd be up to it, I'd at least give a shot on target.

I'm a right footer, but for some odd reason, I love playing on the left, so I practice my left foot pretty often, I'm scoring a lot of goals with it recently on the court, scored a hat trick entirely on my left foot! XD

Anyways, I moved to Puteri attt Form1, I was always the anti social, all the 16,17 and 18 year olds were playing futsal, and the only people playing football would be, 11, 12? So anyways, since the padang was right at the back of my house, I'd put on my cleats and practice my kicks alone there, well, David Beckham did it when he was a kid? So why can't I? XD

It wasnt until when there was this football competiton going at the back did I started to get with them, I joined at got 2nd place, which wasnt bad, I didnt do anything though, my team, as always did most of the work.

At the courts, I'd play defense, and I'm pretty good at it if I didnt say so myself, for a small guy, I could give physical presence, which sorta explains why I'm sorta fit, I mean, fending off big bollocks has gotta earn you some guns right? XD

At CHS ah, I went to pemilihan for school team for form 2 , I didnt make it cause I made the dumb decision to play up front rather than the flanks, I didnt kena for form3 either, bacause there wasnt pemilihan at all, and I wasnt recognised among the seniors.

Now ah, I'm trying to play a more central role, like a trequartista, making the goals and scoring them, but it's hard to stay in the middle and not linger back to your comfort zone. On the court, unless I'm told to stick to a position, I'd be all over the place.

Thanks to futsal, I'd say my strong points in the game are my control, stamina and accuracy. And recently, I could feel my passing improving, especially my long passes, not until recently when the ball goes out, I'd be told to go and take it to make a play, and when its 19 or something year olds who are calling me to take the kick, it's pretty flattering actually,XD

Some people reading this might think I'm blowin my own horn, what I'm actually doing is sorta like taking inventory, I'm writing out how I grew in the game, to know that I'm not stuck in the same level as before, but, football's still footballs. XD