SORRYYYYY!

not that i want to lah, but i can't post form 2 and form 3 at the moment(not like you guys were actually looking forward to it lah) due to lack of inspiration and the fact that add math and physics are coming to whoop my ass doesn't really help.

SORRY!

btw, follow me on Twitter @LeeHengKean . Please? 11 followers no fun. =(

KAYTHANKSBAI.

Memory Lane... Form 1

I actually wanted to post this last Saturday night, but I was busy being a stalker with Wei Jie, =P. 10.02 pm Monday.

So ah, I went back to CHS on Saturday, don't know if I already mentioned it, but I'm trying to not go back to CHS that often. Then again, I don't really care much about the place, it's merely just a gathering place.

Whenever I walk into that joint, a lot of memories start flooding in, a lot of good ones, very little bad ones, cause I rarely had a bad moment. My school now is awesome and all, but if it were up to me, I'd happily wake up at an insane time, put on that uniform and go to CHS.

Form 1 is, to me, a blurry fog, I barely remember it. That was the year I met Darien. I was start the story of how I met Darien by saying that it was an accident, because it really was. XD

Well, afternoon session students have to line up in the hot hall before going into classes, and my class was lining up next to Darien's, so one day while I was talking to a friend, he invited himself in the conversation. Aww man, first impressions told me that this dude looks pretty smart.

Boy was I wrong. But more on that later. XD

The first day of high school was pretty the usual. It wasn't like how I bursted into tears begging my mom to take me home like the first day of primary school usual, XD, just usual.

I was afraid that I'd be in the wrong class. My mind was like 'Holy cow, what if the teacher doesnt mention my name? That'd be embarrassing', but I didn't lah thankfully.

Again, Form 1 was hazy. I remember fooling around in cross country. I walked the whole distance. (Y)

That was also the year I met Kai Loon.

Gan Kai Loon was during the starting of the year, PKT, which means assistant monitor lah. So he adapted the primary school way of guarding the class, you know, with the whole 'I copy your name ah!' routine. We made fun of him a lot, but me and him were in the same rumah, so I think I started talking to him during Sports Day. I then got him to keep hold of my phone, I forgot why, and he disappeared, I thought he stole it.

I was looking everywhere for him, when a few of my classmates found out, they were saying that they were gonna beat him up on Monday pula, =P

I then found him in a corner in the basketball courts playing chinese chess, -.-

Since then, he gave up his PKT role and eventually became cool. =D

Another person that made an impact on me during Form 1 is none other than Aileen Loo.

At that time,she was like, urh, guys, you know lah, THE girl lah, know what I mean? ;)

It took a lot of effort mannn. If you're reading this Loo, you're about to read some stuff even you may not know. =)

Weeell, I made friends with this guy who had a crush on Aileen, he, for some reason, told me, -.-. So he's always like, 'Aiyo, how I get her number lah' and all that. So I devised a very smart plan.

I got the class to hand this piece of paper around and write down their details and shit lah, you know, class contact list mah, but the real target was to just get hers lah.

If any former 1B5 people are reading this, for what it's worth, I really did wanted your contacts. =)

Anyways, I got her number lah, but I then heard that she shared her phone with her mom or something like that, so I don't dare lah.

At that time ah, we still weren't even like, casual friends lah, just like those hi bye friends like that. PS. You cut the label inside my pencil box. -.-

Urh, after that ah, there was this situation where this popular kid was pikating her lah, and then at that time, another dude liked her also lah ( Wahsai Loo, quite a lot of people pikat you ah that time, XD). Then after that something happened, I forgot what, but it made a few people kinda dislike her lah, but whatever lah. Nobody knew I was one of those stupid idiots that were into you. XD

Then when all that was kinda over, the class seating plan changed and she was sitting behind me, next to Kai Loon.

OHYA. I still remember, the day before we were supposed to sit according to the seating plan, you asked me to ask the teacher to change place with Kai Loon cause you didnt wanted to sit with him! Tsk, tsk.

The first day when we were sitting according to the seating plan, Kai Loon wasn't happy, cause me and Loo spoke English, and Kai Loon's English is as good as I am in Chinese, so yeah, XD

He kept complaining and releasing ultimatums like if I speak one more word of English then he's gonna unfriend me, -.-. But the fat blob had fun too loh after that. XD.

There were a lot of good times mann, there was how almost everytime during chinese class when we were reading the text book out loud and she would mispronounce shit and then I would break my concentration and I'd say the wrong shit, there was the time when she kept throwing stuff at my water bottle and it broke(=(), there were the arguments on which one of us is richer(Obviously you) and so on on. There was this one time, I think it was during the last term exams, when we were walking back to class after recess, I pulled her ponytail from behind, then in class she sprayed water at me, I didn't really had to move really, cause my friends started splashing with her with water and she was super wet, XD

So yeah, we had really good times together. And like, the last days of Form 1, I told her that I liked her, and well, there it was. XD. The story of us is ancient history now, I'll tell you in the Form 2 post, but we're still really good friends, =)

The last day of Form 1 was epic, some girls bought a hamster, I don't know why, Kai Loon brought a bag full of candy, everyone had their phones, then they was this scare of a spot check which never did happen. XD

So urh, that was my Form 1 in a nutshell. I actually planned to post up till Form 3, but that might take too long, so I'm making this a three, hopefully two, parter! Part II will be out byy I think, Thursday?=)

Kaythanksbai. XD

The Gunners Challenge

Lmao, a bit overdue, but whatever. 11.05pm Thursday. She loves me? She loves me not?

Anyways, on a nice Tuesday morning when peopl are getting to school, I apparently, was at Mid Valley. =)

Yep, I mentioned that I was taking part in The Gunners Challenge pretty long time ago. My team consisted of my school mates. No weijie and darien, cause they ffk. Yes. XD

Anyways, I fetched them and we were at Mid Valley by 9 something. I thought that since it's a school day, there won't be many teams will there?

WRONG.

A lot of people were there waiting for the exhibition hall gates to open. I knew then and there that if we won, we can represent Malaysia dy. XD

I was pretty confident at first, cause I thought the court would be normal futsal courts we play at, which provides loads of space, but more on that later.

For those who didn't know, the last 20 teams could bring home Nike merchandise, th top 4 gets to be coached by Arsenal players, and the winner get 3k worth of Nike merchandise, those of you who know how big a Nike freak I am would know that that was extra motivation for me. XD

When the gates opened, only the captains were allowed to go in first, to register your team. The competition was only opened to 16 to 18 year olds, so I.C's were to be checked. It was rather convenient that at that time one of my mates weren't here yet, and another didn't bring his wallet.

Lining up, I looked around at the captains, all tall, fit and ready for action, and here I am, boy with glasses with weird haircut. Nice.

The decor of the place was amazing. I mean, if it were all ManUtd, I'd go crazy. XD

So uh, when it was my turn, I told the brother my story, that one wasn't here yet and the other forgot his I.C. When I told him he didn't bring his wallet, the dude was like 'He did not bring his wallet?' I nodded the 'IKR" nod. XD

He then called me to go to another counter to sort things out, maybe it was the lost puppy eyes that were screaming 'WHAT NOW?'. He added a 'Sorry bro' at the end of the speech. How nice. =)

So uh, I waited for the full team to come, got someone to sort out the stuff, and by 10.40, we were in, they even gave us a small bag thingy! =D

Neat huh?

Anyways, further in the hall, there was a stage with a press conference table on it, with a big 'GUNNERS CHALLENGE' poster behind it with the faces of Wilshere, Walcott, Fabregas and Chamakh on it. There was a display of the new Tiempo's. It was cool shit.

After getting a seat on the floor, the host was there to pump us up, then when he said it was time, the shutters on both our sides rose, and there were the courts.

Maybe I should explain the rules a bit. The aim of the game is, there are a lot of futsal courts, so each team will be assigned to a court, and you have to have a long winning streak to win, one game is 3 minutes, if you lose, you get out, line up and wait to get back in, you can also go to other courts lah.

We were assigned to Hall 2, but Hall 1 was awesome, the walls had a projection of Arsenal players and all. We were pumped up when we were there, but the courts were super small, the goal was the super small types, the kind that's just the right height for the ball to go in.

We lost our first and second match. Morale was definitely on a low, we even considered to bail and watch Transformers. But after having a meal, we were definitely feeling better.

When we played the next game, I guarded the goal. No keepers were allowed, and you cannot step into yours or the opponents D-box. The D-box was also small, so it didn't really matter. I was 100% focused on the ball. You have to be when the court is so small and there are 10 people running in it, or next thing you know, your picking the ball from the back of the net.

I did like, so good that even I could't believe it. I mean, I don't wanna brag lah, but I played the guard from the start, we would've stood a chance. XD. My team mates were also giving 100%, we won the first game 2-0, then the next game 1-0, we were building momentum, we could feel that this could be it. But the ref ended the third match midway cause the tournament was over and it was time to see the players. -.-

We rushed to the main hall, but we had to wait for like, 30 minutes until the action started. Everyone had to be in Hall 1, and Hall 1 didn;t really had space. When I was trying to go in, this brute with giant arms was going the opposite direction, instead of at least trying to make space and give way, the gorilla decided to make use of his stupid arms and just push everyone away. Me being, well, me, wasn't really in the mood to give face and make way to a giant twit like him, so when he was right in front of me, I held firm and put some force to my right shoulder, we clashed a bit, and the moment my shoulder hit his, I gave a little shove. He, obviously feeling a bit malu that he got shoved by a 16 year old that has trouble opening a can of spam, pushed me from the back. I didn't peduli him and just walked away, I proved my point anyway. Don't push me around. #win.

Where I was standing, I had no space to move, I couldn't move my arms, cause then the woman behind me might yell rape.XD. I had to stand there aimlessly until the light were out and loud music started playing and lights were blinking. I now know what it feels like to go clubbing. XD

The players that arrived were Wilshere, Song, Walcott and that goalkeeper that has a hard to spell name. Szechesny ah?

Anyways, when they entered the court, the little space I managed to make for myself was suddenly lost, I was pushed and shoved to another spot, I don't know how that happened. O.O

The last four teams then entered donning Nike kits and new Lunar Gato's which obviously were given to them. Heck yeah I was jealous. At that time, I was tip toeing to get a glimpse of Jack Wilshere. Honestly, I only came to see him. Fabregas wasn't here cause he's too busy pms-ing about how he wants to go to Barca then not then yes then not. =.=

I could only get a few glimpse of Wilshere and Walcott, I could only see Song and Szechesny, but not long after I found a spot where I could stare at Wilshere. XD

When the game was going on, I was only staring at Wilshere. I mean, who cares man, I'm not on it also.

I then felt this man's hairy leg rub against mine, and I think he started dry humping me for a few seconds. 0.0. I felt so molested. I couldn't do anything about it, I couldn't move. Why couldn't it be that woman that was originally standing behind me? I wouldn't mind, she was pretty hot. XD

So uh, after the final was over( we called the winning team Carlito cause one of them had an afro and we all watched wrestling when we were kids XD ), The Arsenal players gave them their prizes, gave a speech and started making their way outta there, but before they did, they started throwing autographed stuff to the crowd, that was when the pushing REALLY started, it took me 5 seconds to realise that amidst the mayhem, I was grabbing this woman's shoulder. XD. My friend almost grabbed a signed ball, but a bunch of stupids rampased it away, -.-

After that, we regrouped outside the hall and started talking like a bunch of kid that just seen The Power Rangers and headed home.

A good day I'd say. =)

Gee, talk about a long post.

Kaythanksbai. XD

HengKean onnnnn Relationships

9.10pm, Wednesday. This, my friends, is gonna be one dumb post. Yes, I am opening up to you guys. XD

So, relationships, when I say relationships, I meant couple that kind by the way.

Having a relationship with someone at this age is pretty pointless, because 98% gonna end up in break ups. So why do it?

Well, knowing that there's someone that's always gonna care for you really makes you feel awesome. I mean, who wouldn't wanna have someone who is willing to talk to you whenever, someone who you are 100% certain will be by your side regardless right or wrong? I mean, the relationship may not last, but it's now. It's better to have loved and lost than to not love at all.

Don't count primary school lah, cause, well, I don't know actually, =P, but overall, I only had one girlfriend.

Call me no skill or whatever lah, I don't care, XD

Anyways, I don't say I love you to every girl I have feelings for. Call me weird, but it starts with a I like you. I feel that the word I love you is too overused by people. I mean, call me old fashioned lah, but I believe that if you say I love you to a girl, it's forever right? But who am I to talk, =P

I'm pretty shit at relationships actually. Shit as in bad kind of shit lah. XD. Maybe it's my shyness lah, which is something that I'm desperate to kick out. I mean, a shy boy is a gay boy. XD

Haha, seriously lah, you guys read my Facebook statuses or this blog and you might think I'm a loud, outspoken person, but in real life, I'm only like that if I'm with a bunch of people that I'm truly comfortable with, and there aren't many people that I'm truly comfortable, which is also something I gotta change. Easy going a bit mah! XD

Well, what I look for a girl? Urh. For some reason, I like girls that are smarter than me. I mean, if you stupider than me, well, I mean, I'm a pretty dumb guy myself, so if your stupider than me, well, you know lah. XD. I like athletic girls. I mean, I think lah, to guys, girls who play sports have and edge just like how guys who are super pro at instruments have an edge with the girls.

I know it's very shallow of me to say that lah, but it's kinda true lah, I mean, that day I was watching this dude on Youtube playing the Pirates Of The Carribean song on piano, and even I was like, did he just looked more good looking?

But then again, if he/she's the one, all that don't matter at all, do they?

Anyways, that aside. I find that there's a lot of Facebook groups or Tweets that are about y'know, like, everyone's been there before lah, if your the guy, your scared to text her first, cause she may think you're annoying, and if your the girl, your afraid to text first cause that makes you look.. I don't know really. XD

That doesn't really matter. Speaking from a guys point of view, having the girl text first is a bit of an ego boost, like, it's good to know she enjoys chatting with me lah. Girls I don't know lah. XD

And uh, that's as far as I can think of right now. I should really make my posts longer.

Well, for those who read this, thank you very much. Will update soon... I hope. XD

Kaythanksbai.

This no good for ego.

No it is not.

9.21pm on a Wednesday, missed school today, cause super traffic jam thanks to the super smart police that decided to have a road block. I actually made a post this morning about Bersih 2.0 and all, but I accidentally closed it, and I lazy to post again, but to cut to the chase,

I'm all for cleaner elections, I'm just not liking the molotovs and machetes found that were supposedly belonging to the Bersih rally people.

I don't see why they made Bersih illegal, but I have my theory, I don't want to say it, but it has something to do with kiasu-ness.

Anyways, enough about my stupid government, let's talk about happier stuff, shall we?

Well, happy stuff ain't exactly going on for me lately, as I'm typing, my toe is blue black beyond recognisition, I thought I broke it, but it's a sprain, or whatever. It hurt though, and I had to limp home from the court, that was fun. Very.

And uh, exams next month, I'm okay with the other subjects, but Add Math is gonna be the death of me, so yeah.

I REALLY wanna watch Transformers 3. I heard it's sooo good, but tickets have been at zero for a long time, and thanks to the stupid rally thingy this Saturday, my parents say it's too dangerous to go out, so the earliest I can watch is next week. Oh and Edwin Van Der Sar was in town with the BPL trophy, missed that too. =(

Oh yeah, thanks to this toe thingy, I could miss the Nike Gunners Challenge next Tuesday. The good news just keeps coming.

And uh, a bit of some personal problems to top it off.

In conclusion, best week ever.

PS Malaysian government, get your brains outta your asses.