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OH HAI. 1.37pm Saturday.

I'm bored. So starts one week of hols, then school starts, report card day ( X.X ) then football camp, which I can't wait. =D

Erh, I don't really know what to update really, I just felt I should update since I've nothing to do and I haven't updated for quite some time now, so let me think what to post. =/

Oh wow. I really have nothing. =/

Premier League 2011/12

Hi. 1.22pm Wednesday, bored sial.

So, the first week of the Premier League is over, with all the contenders for the title being held to a draw except for champions Manchester United and Manchester City. I also consider Tottenham as a contender, their match was postponed due to the idiot riot.

So, United had to work hard for the win at the Hawthornes, edging West Brom 2-1. This season, I'm predicting it being a two horse race for the title between the two Manchester clubs.

Chelsea, with new manager Andres Villas-Boas, needs time before they start challenging. This man led Porto to an undefeated season last season, but the standard in the Premier League is higher than the Portuguese League by a lot, so I don't think they'll be winning anything the big ones this season.

One player to look out for at Chelsea though, is Fernando Torres,

Yes. The 50 million pound striker who just scored one goal last season. But, as one of my favourite saying goes, form is temporary, class is permanent. There's no denying that Torres is world class, and judging by his performance during the draw against Stoke, it won't be long before he returns to his usual self that made him so feared in the league.

One player that's rumoured to be heading to Stamford Bridge is 40 million pound Neymar,

He's being chased by almost every top club in the world, but I think that he's more likely to go to Real Madrid, with Chelsea already overloading with strikers, and the recent signing of Lukaku doesn't help either.

Liverpool will be eager to win the league to draw level with United, like that would happen, XD. But Charlie Adam and Stuart Downing looked pretty impressive during the draw against Sunderland, with Larsson scoring one heck of a goal, XD. Aiya, concentrate on qualifying for next season's Champions League first lah. XD

Arsenal, well, urh..

Yeahhhhh... =/

With Barca needlessly strengthening their squad with the purchases of Alexis Sanchez and Cesc Fabregas, Arsenal are now without an undoubtedly talented midfielder who is deemed to be Xavi's heir. Eventhough Arsenal still have two prodigies to replace Cesc in that position, with Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsay, I think that they will lack the creativity of the Spanish midfielder.

Eboue has also left the club for Galatasaray, and with Nasri closing in on a move to Manchester City, things are looking down for the Gunners, with Wenger being totally ignorant of the fact that Arsenal's defenders are, by a top club's standard, shit. The Frenchman has bought forwards such as Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, deemed the next Walcott, some dude from Costa Rica, and Gervinho, who is serving a three match suspension thanks to a red card received on the first day thanks to Joey Barton. Arsenal have also bought defender Carl Jenkinson, but that won't be enough.

As much as I hate to admit it, Manchester City are a force to be reckoned with this season, especially after purchasing world class striker Sergio 'Kun' Aguero for a club record 38 million pounds,

He came off the bench to score two goals and one assist in a outstanding debut. A lot of people said that the story would be different if he played in the Community Shield against United, which ended as expected,

XD. We'll get to that.

City aren't short of stars, but one thing that's certain, unlike United, they are lacking the loyalty from their own players, with their big egos, it's like a club full of talented, but spoilt brats, i.e, Mario Ballotelli. He has the talent, but no matter how good he gets to be, I'll never want him in my club.

City already boast one of the best midfielders in the league in David Silva, with Nasri coming in, they will be United's biggest threat this season I reckon.

Champ19ns Manchester United have spent like 51mil pound in the transfer market so far. A new era is dawning at Manchester United. With Paul Scholes, Gary Neville and Edwin Van Der Sar retiring, Ferguson has bought the likes of Phil Jones, Ashley Young and David De Gea to fill in.

David De Gea's every move has been under scrutiny ever since he donned the number 1 jersey. Everyone knows that it's one thing to be a good keeper, but it's another thing to be Manchster United's keeper. He blundered in the Community shield match against Manchester City, letting in an Edin Dzeko goal from long range, and recently, conceded a tame effort from Shane Long,

I'm not worried. People are saying how much he's been sucking and all, but hey, you'll see. In a couple of months, critics will see the improvement in him, in a couple of seasons, he will be the world's best goalkeeper.

Ferguson doesn't just randomly spend 18 million pounds on a player let alone a goalkeeper, there's a reason he's bought De Gea and not a experienced 25 year old, and I trust him for that. People keep talking about him conceding that poor goal, but I don't hear people talking about the two fine saves he made in the first half. At the age of 20, he's got the time to improve, I'm not worried.

Even though Phil Jones has just made cameos for United, he has impressed,

With Vidic and Ferdinand ruled out of the important clashes with Tottenham and Arsenal, it's time for this 19 year old to shine.

Smalling has also done a good job in covering for Rafael who will be out for months due to a dislocated shoulder, Evans looks to be more stabil than he was last season, Fabio needs to improve in concentration.

In midfield, it seems that Sneijder won't be arriving amidst reports that he's very close to being a Red Devil. Tom Cleverley, who spent last season on loan with Wigan, has been seen as some as the heir to Paul Scholes, Anderson will be looking to step up this season, he has failed to impress since arriving at Old Trafford, being deemed the next Ronaldinho. Fletcher and Carrick are also gaining match fitness. On the wings, United have acquired the services of Ashley Young,

Cleverley.

He's been impressive I'd say.

Honestly though, United will need to buy one last player, and that player needs to be a creative goal scoring central midfielder. There's Sneijder, Mario Gotze from Borussia Dortmund, Paolo Henrique Ganso, who along with Neymar, has been deemed the future of the Brazil national team. My choice would be the highly unlikely Mesut Ozil, who has just been promoted to wear the number 10 jersey by Real Madrid. XD

And so the season starts. Who's your money on?

Part 2

So uh, I feel that I haven't done my Form 2 post enough justice, so here's an extension, =)

9.58pm Sunday, waiting for West Brom v Man Utd at 11pm, XD

So ah, as I said, Form2 was a brilliant year for me, thanks to my brothers, =)

Thanks to them, at the age of 14, I rode a public bus for the first time, =P, it was also the first time I sat a taxi, if you don't count the times overseas lah, it was to be the first time I rode a taxi in Malaysia, =P

Haha, thanks to them, every Saturday's an adventure, cause the original plan would be too play football only, but always, always, something special would happen, =)

There was this one time we wanted to play futsal, WeiJie said he knew a spot, but would need to sit bus, we ended up getting off in like, Amcorp there cause WeiJie thought we were on the wrong bus, so we had to walk a long way to the spot, when we were there, we already had no strength to play, the journey was definitely fun.

There are all the outings, people may think it's gay for a bunch of dudes to go out, but screw that man, FUN. I remember one time we were all sitting on the floor of Mid Valley laughing our asses off, because WeiJie was walking behind KaiLoon, and he kept trying to step on the back of KaiLoon's slipper, WeiJie kept succeeding, but then after that once he stepped, the whole slipper fell apart, we instantly started to laugh like coww, grabbing our guts, it was a brilliant time.

There's the time we let WeiJie pick the movie, he thought he picked Legends Of Gahool, but when the movie started, he was like..

WeiJie : Oi, why cartoon one?

Me : Walou, you picked one, we keep telling you not nice.

WeiJie : WHATS THAT?

Me : Fox's lah!

WeiJie : Owls leh?

Me : What are you talking about?

WeiJie : SHIT. wrong movie! I wanted to watch the owls one!

Me : LEGENDS OF GAHOOL?

WeiJie :?

Me : THAT'S WHAT THE MOVIE IS CALLED.

WeiJie : What is this movie?

Me : ALPHA AND OMEGA. A FREAKIN KIDS SHOW.

WeiJie : Sorry. =)

The rest of us started laughing, then scolding, then laughing. XD. You're probably wondering, how can that be messed up? Well, WeiJie thought Alpha and Omega was the owl one, we kept telling him it's a shit movie, but he didn't listened, so there. XD

We watched ManUtd together, and recently, Chelsea, =P

This is starting to be an ode to my bros rather than how mmy Form2 went. =P

The good thing about having a friend you really trust is that you feel safe telling everything to him, and WeiJie was him, I mean, tell Darien something and he'd be announcing it to the world if you piss him off, but you tell WeiJie something, he just keeps it to himself, which was awesome, =)

I'd say me and him is pretty close, we'd be sitting at the back of the class during Form3 (Ikr, skipping chapters a bit XD), and if girls walked by, we'd be like, judges y'know, giving our opinions, which would always be different. XD.

Form2 was also the year I met a bunch of girls that me and WeiJie spent almost half the year at war with. And that bunch of girls are Goh Yu Yan, Lim Soo Sim, Lee Shir Li and Inez. =)

Remember when I told you that Darien sat alone, well, behind him was that bunch of girls, and we'd spend most of the school day throwing paper, plastic bottles, erasers etc etc at each other, with Darien being the big wall that divides us. We had fun, WeiJie would deny it, but he had a little fun. =)

Goh Yu Yan was the one girl I was always neck and neck with, we agree to disagree, always argueing, so imagine the chaos when we had to sit together in the closing months of the year. To my defense, she always started it. XD

So yeah, that should it... I guess? =)

Form2....?

Hey guys, 2.32pm Sunday.

I know not so long ago that I was gonna post Form 2 and 3, but I didn't really had an idea on how to write Form 2, because there's just TOO MUCH to write. After all, it still remains as one of the best year I currently have. =)

Form 2 was embarrassing for me cause I dropped from 1B5 to 2C2, but looking back, I'm actually thankful that I was in that class, cause that was the year I met a bunch of asses who would be, until now, brothers to me.

That was the year I met WeiJie, Syabil and got to know Darien better.

I sat with WeiJie from like, March I think, that time we weren't really close lah, just football only. At that time of the year I still campured my friends from 1B5, truth be told, whenever I grouped with them, I really don't know what to say one, cause 98% of the time they'd be talking about online games , and I don't play online games.

So one day I campured WeiJie and Darien they all lah, that was more enjoyable cause we had loads to talk about.

I still remember when Darien suddenly sat behind me and WeiJie one day in class..

Me : What are you doing here?

Darien : Starting from today, I want to study dy, I don't want sit behind.

Me: This is the fourth row, not counted as behind ah?

Darien: In front dy lah.

Me : Go away.

Darien : Why lah?

Me : You sure ganggu us one.

Darien : Won't lah, I want study.

Me : Go study somewhere else.

Darien : PLEASSSE

Me : PUAN WAN SALMIAHHH!

Pn. Salmiah : Yes?

Me : He change place.

Darien : I want study laaah!

Pn. Salmiah : Okaylah.

Darien : Thank you teacher.

Me :....

That was how it started, XD

Then occasionally Syabil would sit next to Darien cause the seat next to him was empty (reason being very obvious XD) and we would've had a blast. I still remember one time when we were talking, and then we made this sick joke about Syabil, not gonna tell you guys, (to the guys if your reading this,neh, the one about the little sister one) we laughed non stop for like one period at least. XD. The teacher kept asking us to shut up, but we really couldn't help it, we laughed like crazy people. XD

There was this time when Syabil was eating in the canteen with us, which was rare, and WeiJie told him that the sandwich that he bought was pork, I told him that school's dont serve pork, but Syabil threw it away anyways, WeiJie laughed his ass off, -.-

Then there was English oral, the four of us in one group, we last minute, and when I say last minute, I really mean last minute, as in, the last few minutes before our turn we only decided what story to do. XD

Anyways, we did Jack And The Beanstalk, I was told the WHOLE story, Syabil only said: Oh my God! A giant! Darien only said: FEEE FI FO FUMMMM! Wei Jie said nothing. We ended up being scolded.

After the finals, the four of us were in some chinese chess craze, with me just learning, so we were playing playing when our Geo teacher came in, Syabil called her chipmunk, XD, and told us to stop playing. Darien was like, don't peduli her,and we didnt lah, and then she was like 'last warning ah' and all that shit lah...

Darien : Mahai.

Teacher : What did you say?

Darien : What did I say?

Teacher : I heard you say something.

Darien : I said nothing.

Teacher : *points at me* You, come out.

Me : Yes?

Teacher : What did he say?

Me : Nothing.

Teacher : You are class monitor ah, so tell the truth!

Me :.... Fine... he said stupid.

Teacher : Are you sure that's what he said?

Me : Yes

Teacher : I don't think so, I heard him say a bad word.

Me : He said stupid only lah.

Teacher : Go back to your place.

The teacher did this to WeiJie and Syabil too, before they went out I quickly told them to say he said stupid. At the end, Darien kena warning letter, XD

There are plenty more stupid shit we done, if I were to write them all, we'd be here forever, but my hand cramping dy, so goodbye for now, =)

Be thankful.

Hey, I know, very long didnt post dy, XP. 3.41pm Tuesday.

Sometimes when I can't sleep, I think of a lot of stuff, one of them being, I am one lucky guy.

People these days tend to forget how lucky they really are these days.

Take, for instance, a bed, something which, to people now is considered more of a right than what it really is, which is a privilege. Imagine that some people on this earth sleep every night on the cold hard floor. I don't know about you guys, but even with a pillowless matress I would't be able to be comfortable, let alone the floor.

I'm also very thankful that whenever I'm hungry, I always know that there will be a hot meal waiting for me. Some people on this earth starve for days before they can have a bite to eat. Stuff like chicken or whatever is something that we expect to have on the meal table, while in other places, they can only enjoy these kinds of foods like, I don't know, once a fortnight? Even the simplest of things, like water, we take for granted, some countries suffer from diseases because they don't have clean water to drink, and yet we're here wasting water, filling up that bath tub, playing around with water. I'm not saying that it's not good to have fun sometimes, but it would be awesome to minimize the wastage, no?

Some brats in today's society are desperate to look cool among their peers, getting every gadget that's hip, and whenever they don't get it, they'll start complaining about how lousy the gadgets they are using now. Please lah, some people can only dream about having an iPod, iPhone or whatever, and you're complaining about how your iPhone's not a 4G or whatever? I'm scolding myself also lah actually, I always ask for new soccer boots when my old ones aren't even near to being broken.

You might be reading and asking yourself ' Yeah, I sympathise them, but what can I do? ' Well, you can start by cherishing what you have now and stop complaining on what you don't have, cause what you have now, could be what other people can only dream of having.

Be a better person.